Nan You're a Window Shopper is like a spoof of 50 cent's 'Window Shopper'.
Alfie - Lily Allen
Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos his room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
Chorus
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair, my dear Mon frere.
Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Chorus
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm tryna help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.
Chorus
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere
Nan You're a Window Shopper - Lily Allen
Chorus
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Taking a look, But you never buy.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Get On the bus 'coz you still can't drive.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Mad as Fuck, Only just alive.
You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses 'coz without 'em you can't see
It's funny when I come around your house when I'm twenty
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
I walk into your kitchen, everythings got a label
You've done your christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you won't leave your house, unless your wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat fur and you're stinking like strepsils.
You're headed down the bowls club,
Have another Orange squash.
The Balls are Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
You can't walk right,
'Coz things aren't what they were.
Your ankles are Swollen, swollen, swollen.
Chorus
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Taking a look, But you never buy.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Get On the bus 'coz you still can't drive.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Mad as Fuck, Only just alive.
You're walking down the post office, to pick up your pension,
And then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obsession,
So weary of the kids when their wearing their hoods up,
And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up.
You only buy the paper, just to cut out the coupons,
You're saving 50p, but what do you want with tampons.
You're always at the doctors, picking up your prescription,
And they throw in some KY, just to ease up the friction.
You've got a leak in,
Your Calostemy bag,
Yeah it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in.
On the weekend,
You're shopping with your trolley, it's sad
How you're rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Chorus
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Taking a look, But you never buy.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Get On the bus 'coz you still can't drive.
Nan You're a Window Shopper,
Mad as Fuck, Only just alive
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